A verdadeira amizade

-When you are sad,
I will get you drunk and help you plot revenge against the jerk who made you sad.

-When you are scared,
I will laugh at you and tease you about it every chance I get.

-When you are worried,
I will tell you how much worse it could be and to quit complaining.

-When you are confused,
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

-And when you are lost,
I will answer my cell phone and give you directions.

-When you are sick,
I will hold your hair while you pay homage to the porcelain god.

-When you fall,
I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.

This is my oath,
I pledge till the end.
Why you may ask?Because you're my friend.

p.s( so podia sair daqui palhaçada)